Guaranteed Pickup lines
By Adi on Apr 22 Filed In Sweet Consumers 2 Comments
I recently read an article about how you can increase your blog traffic by simply using certain key words, a catchy title and a photo.
How about my title, huh? If you’re single why wouldn’t you want some guaranteed pick up lines. Well, I’m sorry to tell you that I have nothing. I’m an almost 40 year old married guy with two kids so the only pick up lines I use have to do with picking up toys, clothes, or dog poop in the yard. Even when I was single I had no game, so I don’t know how I can help.
I will now attempt to use some the key words that search engines like and try and tie them to Sweet Leaf Tea. Here it goes…..
Have you been thinking about your health recently? We’ll instead of drinking crappy carbonated drinks and drinks that claim to Boost, Cure, and Energize you, I empower you to choose one of our many teas as you will feel more vibrant and it will brighten up your day. Remember, when you’re feeling flush, all you have to do is think of Sweet Leaf Tea. It is your destiny!
We here at Sweet Leaf Tea, hate arrogant, cruel, greedy, people who call just to get free stuff. We’ve had enough! Never again will we fall for such shenanigans. It’s just a pointless, temporary fix and I’m tired of it. It’s a conspiracy and now it’s time for payback and avenge all that time we spent on the phone. We will turn the tables on them and reclaim our time.
How was that? Now it’s your turn.
CONTEST ALERT, CONTEST ALERT, CONTEST ALERT
I’m going to list the rest of the key words below and you can win a free Sweet Leaf Tea shirt by writing an article using all the words.
You can submit your entry to consumers@sweetleaftea.com and maybe you’ll even make it on our blog.
Here they are:
Burned, Conspiracy, Disinformation, Fleece, Swindle, Banned, Controversial, Exposed, Insider, Taboo, Agony, Foundering, Helpless, Paralyzed, Surrender, passionate, Blissful, Delightful, Jubilant, Rave, Thrilled, Deadline, Limited, and Size.
C’mon gang, go at it and be funny. Oh, I forgot the random photo….
Haha. Adi. What is that little girl doing sitting on such a tiny chair? I can’t wait to read the paragraphs that come in with those keywords… should be funny/frightening.
darn, you really had me there. i was hoping for some good pick up lines. haha!